Man this is a lot to do just to log into the arcana wiki. Anyway, concerning my personal bio. It all began 27 years ago. A happily married couple was enjoying life with their five kids and large spacious house. Everything was going smoothly, until....
"Shit, I'm pregnant." Helen.
"You can't be... I got snipped." Wayne.
"Well aparently it didn't work. What should we do?" Helen asked of her husband, of 7 years.
"I could push you down some steps?" Wayne asked only half jokingly.
"Hey, that's an idea."
And so here I am. My mom's adventure down the carpet covered stair case didn't kill me but it has been linked to my severe mental retardation and lack in personal hygiene.